How to Be a Pirate, Hardcover

Ahoy, landlubberCome with me.
Board me ship upon the sea
Not a pirate? Don't know how?
Ye can learn to be one now
Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (GangwayBlimeyYo-ho-ho ), a pirate look to choose (Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm ), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn (No more toothpasteFarewell, bathOnce ye choose the pirate path ).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike